ᵁᵖᵈᵃᵗᵉᵈ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴍᴏꜱᴄᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴜʙᴀɪ ᴛʜᴇ ᴩᴏʟɪᴛɪᴄꜱ ᴏꜰ ɢʀᴀᴠɪᴛy, ꜱɪʟᴇɴᴄᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴜꜱᴩɪᴄɪᴏᴜꜱʟy ᴏᴩᴇɴ ᴡɪɴᴅᴏᴡꜱ 🌍 Falling from G???e: Why So Many People Fall from Windows (And What That Says About Power)
🏢 Russia: The A?? of Defenestration
In Putin’s Russia, gravity has a mysterious political agenda. Oligarchs, generals, scientists, and singers seem to develop a sudden fascination with open windows — preferably from the 10th floor or higher.
These are not clumsy toddlers or rooftop sunbathers. These are executives, critics, billionaires, and occasionally a priest. In a state where nothing happens without surveillance, dozens have "fallen" to their deaths — but not a single camera ever caught a gust of wind strong enough to explain it.
Coincidence? Or did "gravity" join United Russia?
🌆 Croatia: Silence Behind the Balconies
When Croatian journalist Mislav Bago fell from a 4th-floor balcony in Zagreb, the media offered no answers. A tragic loss, yes — but why the eerie quiet? No CCTV, no clarity, no closure. Just a shrug, a funeral, and a suspiciously muted press.
In an EU member state that boasts of transparency, Bago’s death was filed away faster than a public procurement deal. Was it personal crisis? Was it pressure? Or is the story too inconvenient to investigate?
🏙️ Dubai: Where Dreams Go to Fall
Then we have Dubai — the fantasy city built on luxury, silence, and imported labor. When Andrijana Lazić, a young Serbian singer and starlet, plunged from the 24th floor in early 2024, headlines buzzed. But not for long.
Official sources said little. No foul play suspected. But online, rumors echoed — was she silenced? Was she trying to leave something behind? Or had the system that offers glamor without rights simply spat her out?
In a city where workers are disposable and influencers are currency, maybe the floor is the only thing they can count on.
🧠 The Theory (or P*noia?)
If people keep falling, and no one keeps asking why — what does that say about the world?
Maybe we're not living in a world ruled by laws. Maybe we're living in a global penthouse of power without accountability. And those who try to escape through the front door... somehow find themselves going out the window.
It's not murder. It's just gravity — sponsored by authoritarianism.
😏 Final Thought:
You can laugh at conspiracy theories. You can dismiss the patterns. But when falling becomes a political statement, and no one ever falls up — maybe it's time we stopped blaming architecture... and started questioning power.
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