Κ³α΅α΅αΆ¦α΅ α΅Κ³α΅α΅α΅ π️ "Napoleon vs. Cerva – Who Copied Whom?"
α΄΅βΏ α΅αΆ¦α΅α΅Λ’ α΅αΆ αΆΛ‘αΆ¦α΅α΅α΅α΅ α΅α΅α΅Κ³α΅α΅βΏαΆΚΈ https://climateclock.world/ A satirical radio drama in one act CAST Napoleon Bonaparte – short king with a tall ego Cerva – old-money Ragusan noblewoman; poised, cutting, effortlessly superior Narrator – cheeky but neutral voice of reason Optional background music: Harpsichord + seagulls for Cerva Military drums and dramatic brass for Napoleon π§ [Scene opens with fanfare and waves lapping on a stone pier] Narrator: In an age of empires and egos, two titans of political fashion clash. One wields cannonballs. The other? Maritime law and perfect posture. Welcome to… Napoleon vs. Cerva – Who Copied Whom? Cerva: (Daintily) NapolΓ©on. How charming of you to drop by. Though I must say, barging into republics isn’t exactly a warm hello. Napoleon: (Smugly) Madame Cerva, I brought liberty, equality, fraternity— Your dusty little city needed a makeover! Cerva: (Pause, then a slow sip of wine) Darling, I banned slavery in...